The very first thing you can do is this:
+drink plenty of water
+watch cartoons
+watch Jay Leno (number one antidote. Add a mixture of David Icke as well for humour, super real and more...)
+get a mexican doll and stick it full of pins, spit on it, take a shit on it, put it in the toilet head down and piss on it DAILY solemnly and focused (boys, girls, and both types of trannies please) as if you were watering a sacred plant for a ritualistic game session
+do not let a day pass by without making fun about Mexican stockiness, ugliness, coloration of skin, spread out facial cheeks, skinny ugly legs and noisy and unruly children
+EXILE any white male or female who dares to mock you back. Cut out channels for sustenance
+kick out weak white girls
+kick out weak white boys
+kick out weak trannies of both types
+kick out the ones who mock trannies (must be secret Catholic AND you know it.)
+practice karate in the park daily, in honor of your abused, exiled and insulted Teacher Theophanes Aristophanes Saul
+Eat Mexican food and enjoy long, painful and ARDUOUS dumps luxirously keeping you in the bathroom for up to 1 hour causing your roommates and restaurant patrons to exchange glances, just to engage in the same in the next 5 minutes after you done (it will take as long to air out, at least)
+Stand by the bathroom door while others are relieving and make quick and incomprehensible comments that feature words like CRAZY on a regular basis up to 10 times in less than 2 minutes. Speak fast and have darting Mexican eyes. Works EVERY TIME personally tried and experimented upon
+spook a brother. Eat yumms and drink grape soda EN MASSE. Have nothing BUT soul food one week, all class. Patronize the shit out of your local soul food restaurant and ask for more.
+take shorter but stinkier dumps
+piss often
+wear Mexican hats. Ignore hate, mockery, laughter, mamasitas darting to and fro under your feet with baby carriages, protruding bags and full stomachs. Do so naturally, normally and on a regular basis. For questions about your sanity and 'krassie' comments calmly reply that you are in support of anti-evil white male establishment and pro Mexico and will not tolerate any racist shit.
Walk away from the racist and fart taco in his face.
+make out, touch and engage each other gaily sexually in public. Even if you are not gay, be gay for a day to support our cause. If you people are friends, kissing and touching for a cause won't kill you but will teach you to work together on all levels.
+men: wear make up. For every personal attack, place police complaint. When police fails to act, IMMEDIATELY contact Civilian Complaint Review Board and schedule and appointment. Or file with New York Division of Human Rights (took out Fei's Wok out of business, a local commie and anti-transsexual males establishment and put fear of living Gods into Archives Cafe, thank you very much)located at One Fordham Plaza, 4th floor, Bronx, NY 10458 You can download a form from them and mail it out after notarizing it. Submit complaints, legitimate ones and fully documented to police headquarters. Fire AT LEAST one ambulatory guy or gal by taping and recording their personal anger, hate, profiling and discrimination techniques. Record how your choice of cloth and style will be attributed to a mental disorder even in a case when you will call for help with broken nose (in my case) and bleeding lips.
+Do not lay off the ambulance: long lunch breaks, late coming to calls, hecticness, lack of hurry, dirty cloth, lack of proper reading of a situation, sloppy hand writing: they get you for sneezing one too many times and incarcerate you with psychiatric drugs. You get them for quarter of a mistake. It won't be a rewarding job not even with 35,000 a year
+Medical industry? Animals testing? Aren't we all animals, especially the ones who don't have Jewish blood?
+Wear panchos
+Sing La Cuckaracha and do so often, in groups and near one lonely Mexican. DO NOT smile upon their kids and feed the energetic pathways these zombies are creating for coming through to our reality.
+Best guide to Mexican domination combat: CONSTANTINE Regardless of how cheesy, stupid or idiotic you may find this film, this should become your visual Bible. At all times dress like Constantine and wear an oversized cross while turning your head mechnanically from side to side to resemble Keanu Reeves. BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU DO
+Cook lots of stinky food and drive your neighbors of the wall. Make Mexican friends and host them daily, throwing parties. You the guards: the ones who 'turn' and become allies to this debauchery, call 911 on their ass and get them locked up in solitaire on a stinking mattress with a guard who will tell cool stories.
